Meet the fine people who put their sanity on the line for your wallet. Click on the staffer’s name to learn more about them.

The Money-Grubbing Management

• Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago, Editor in Chief [email]
• Dr. Rufus Jackson, OB-GYN, Publisher [email]
• Octavia Driftwood, Associate Editor [email]

The Office-Supply-Stealing Underlings

• Chris Peddie, Staff Writer [email]

Lazy-Ass-Writers-Who-Rarely-Contribute

• Baby X, Child Correspondent & Super Pimp
• C. Achmad O’Reilley
• DJ Marc Herbert, Staff Writer & Fly DJ
• Mephisto Ghandi
• Ralph Bottlemontaigne
• Ray-Ray Compton
• Retardo Montalban, Staff Writer
• Sarah Connor
• Scott the Angry Jew
• Zackie