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Ray Ray Compton

Ray Ray Compton has written 4 posts for moviesthatsuck.com
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Planet of the Apes

By Ray Ray Compton ⋅ August 8, 2001 ⋅ Post a comment

Alright, all the fellas in the house! gimme a HO! if you want to knock the bottom out of some hot chimp pussy!

The Cell

By Ray Ray Compton ⋅ August 21, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

I have a nasty little secret.
White people scare the livin’ shit outta me.

Mickey Blue Eyes

By Ray Ray Compton ⋅ January 26, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

Farce in which Hugh Grant plays an art auctioneer who gets engaged to the daughter of a mob boss. Knee-slapping hijinks ensue as Grant must drop his hoity-toity accent and become mobster Mickey Blue Eyes.

Next Friday

By Ray Ray Compton ⋅ January 18, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

You know, it’s a damn shame when a cool brotha like Ice Cube makes a dumb-ass decision. No, I ain’t talkin’ about his hair style (although I DO think he’d look fly with a fade. Why don’t we see that shit no more?) What I’m talking about is his decision to make an unnecessary sequel […]