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Marmalade McStiffer

Marmalade McStiffer has written 15 posts for moviesthatsuck.com
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Urban Legends: Final Cut

By Marmalade McStiffer ⋅ October 4, 2001 ⋅ Post a comment

Starring Joey Lawrence (as Joseph Lawrence) Jennifer Morrison (as Jennifer Morrison) Directed by John Ottman and Written by Paul Harris Boardman & Scott Derrickson
Is this horse dead?
I mean really, fettered, rancid and decaying dead? Are maggots crawling in its gusset and the smell of rotting flesh lingering? Yes? Then let’s flog the bitch some more!

The Hole

By Marmalade McStiffer ⋅ July 27, 2001 ⋅ Post a comment

The Hole aka After the Hole (US) aka Secluded Empty Space (South Africa, Europe)

Bring It On

By Marmalade McStiffer ⋅ July 10, 2001 ⋅ Post a comment

Directed by Peyton Reed, Written by Jessica Bendinger, Starring Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Jesse Bradford, Gabrielle Union. Duration 98 minutes
Having never been a car mechanic or a TV repair man, I have no idea of the lives they lead. Apparently, it’s not all sex.

Vertical Limit

By Marmalade McStiffer ⋅ February 16, 2001 ⋅ Post a comment

Vertical Limit Starring Chris O’Donnell, Robin Tunney, Bill Paxton and Scott Glenn. Directed by Martin Campbell. Written by Robert King III. Run Time 124 minutes approx.
Vertical Limit is a cocktail of shite. “The Perfect Storm” with ice. And it’s a nasty concoction that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Little Nicky

By Marmalade McStiffer ⋅ January 21, 2001 ⋅ Post a comment

Starring Adam Sandler, Harvey Keitel, Patricia Arquette, Rhys Ifans, Tom ‘Tiny’ Lister Jr. Kevin Nealon and Jon Lovitz. Directed by Steven Brill, written by Adam Sandler and Tim Herlihy . Run Time 84 minutes.

Varsity Blues

By Marmalade McStiffer ⋅ September 2, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

Starring James Van Der Beek, John Voight, Amy Smart, Ali Larter, Paul Walker, Scott Caan, Ron Lester and Eliel Swinton. Directed by Brian Robbins, Running time:110 mins
Hollywood apparently has to enforce the rule that once a year, everyone in the world must endure one movie about America’s national game. Football.

Shaft (2000)

By Marmalade McStiffer ⋅ September 1, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

Samuel L. Jackson, Vanessa L. Williams, Jeffrey Wright, Christian Bale, Busta Rhymes, Dan Hedaya, Toni Collette, Richard Roundtree Directed by John Singleton
Who is the man that they should have left as a 70’s movie icon?

Rounders

By Marmalade McStiffer ⋅ August 31, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

Starring Matt Damon , Edward Norton, John Turturro, Famke Janssen, Gretchen Mol, John Malkovich , Martin Landau. Director: John Dahl.

Idle Hands

By Marmalade McStiffer ⋅ August 29, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

Starring Devon Sawa, Seth Green, Eldon Henson, Vivica Fox. Directed by Rodman Flender.

Beyond the Mat

By Marmalade McStiffer ⋅ August 20, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

Starring Jake Roberts, Mick Foley and Vince McMahon. Produced by Barry Blauenstein Run time: Whenever you wake up, if it ain’t over, go back to sleep.

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