Dr. Rufus Jackson OB-GYN
Three Kings
Oh God…here we go again…Marky Mark and George Clooney’s pre-”Perfect Storm” foray into suckiness. Aren’t we supposed to “feel” something for the people on the screen? Again, just like “The Perfect Storm” I couldn’t wait to get up and leave! It was just ridiculous. Had I been one of those towel heads, I would have […]
Any Given Sunday
Director: Oliver Stone…this is gonna be good…
Rufus likes football. Rufus likes movies.
Throw Oliver Stone between ‘em and what do you get? The closest thing I can compare Any Given Sunday to is the feeling one would get by taking a fistfull of LSD while watching Tupac videos.
Entrapment
I received my Direct-TV bill the other day and enclosed was a small brochure promoting pay-per-view movies. A photo montage promoting Entrapment was on the cover. Sean Connery, a master thief in the film, was looming in the background and in front of him was Catherine Zeta-Jones. What was in front of her, you may […]
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Bleeeech! What the hell was I thinkin’? A friggin’ chick flick replete with Ivy League idle rich, Italians, male homosexuality (as opposed to the cool kind), and expensive boats without motors. Add in bad jazz and a storyline that swerved more than a plane piloted by John Denver, and you have a turd that floats […]
Notting Hill
E=MC2. That’s a formula.
Notting Hill. That too is a formula, only Notting Hill is the kind that will make you wish you were like Einstein…dead.
Eyes Wide Shut
What do you get when you cross cinematic midget Tom Cruise with obsessive-compulsive has-been (now worm food) Stanley Kubrick?
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