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DJ Marc Herbert

DJ Marc Herbert has written 5 posts for moviesthatsuck.com
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40 Days and 40 Nights

By DJ Marc Herbert ⋅ March 8, 2003 ⋅ One comment

Josh Hartnett must be shot before he tries to act again, we’ve got to take this fucker down. And I’m serious.
I don’t think there’s anything negative I can say about 40 Days and 40 Nights that wouldn’t come out as a severe understatement. To say that ‘fucking wretched’ is an understatement would be, itself, an […]

The Sixth Sense

By DJ Marc Herbert ⋅ October 28, 2001 ⋅ Post a comment

The Sixth Sense is a Horrible Goddamn Movie
Should someone who calls himself “M. Night” really be allowed behind a camera? It’s a question that’s dogged people for ages.

From Hell

By DJ Marc Herbert ⋅ October 28, 2001 ⋅ Post a comment

Color Me Shitty: From Hell is an Awful Film
Everything the Hughes Brothers touch turns to crap in their latest movie
Ever spent two hours wading through filth, blood, human organs, and obnoxious British accents?

Forrest Gump

By DJ Marc Herbert ⋅ June 17, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

Brainwashing our Movie-Going Citizens: Forrest Gump is a Hateful Movie
You may wonder why this review is coming out now. That’s because it needs to: we’re suffering from a severe lack of irony in the troubled times we now find ourselves in.

Gosford Park

By DJ Marc Herbert ⋅ March 8, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

So What the Fuck is New?
British people repress sexuality and conflict over class in Gosford Park, a murder mystery sans mystery or, for most of the movie, a murder.