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Mr. Deeds

By Administrator ⋅ July 6, 2002 ⋅ Post a comment

When Abe and I began work on moviesthatsuck.com back at the end of 1999, one of the things we discussed was not turning MTS into a collection of movie reviews that obviously suck. As Abe so sagely put it: “That’d be like us grabbing the nearest homeless person and yelling, ‘Hey everybody, this guy smells […]

Tomb Raider

By Administrator ⋅ February 28, 2001 ⋅ One comment

I’m sure some of you will be offended by this review.

Ready to Rumble

By Administrator ⋅ April 11, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

OK. Let’s shoot straight from the hip here. If you’re a heterosexual male, and are a fan of professional wrestling, you secretly desire to chug cock. Not just run-of-the-mill, pasty accountant cock though. Big, meaty, overly tanned wiener is what you crave.

Pushing Tin

By Administrator ⋅ March 22, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

First of all, I really wanted to like this movie. And I tried to. Honestly, I did. Normally, I’m a big fan of John Cusack. But this should have been called “Pushing Stool”; by the time this wretched muck that called itself a movie mercifully ended, the viewer felt like they’d taken one right up […]