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Rufus

Rufus has written 5 posts for moviesthatsuck.com
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Back again

By Rufus ⋅ April 4, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Yeah, we’ve had more comeback tours than KISS…but we’re serious this time. Anyhoo. If there is anyone still out there…

The Perfect Storm

By Rufus ⋅ January 21, 2001 ⋅ Post a comment

Oddly, the film “The Perfect Storm” suffered from the same problems the book did, but one hundred times worse, making it The Perfect Schlock. Junger’s book is great when he’s not trying to sentimentalize the characters or situation.

Scary Movie

By Rufus ⋅ September 10, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

I was hoping this movie would be the funniest spoof since History of the World Part 1. The genre was there: Trendy Horror Flicks. The family was there: The Wayans Family, who cracked me up in I’m Gonna Git You Sucka, and Don’t Be A Menace In South Central (While Drinkin’ Your Juice In The […]

Hollow Man

By Rufus ⋅ September 2, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

At first, I thought Hollow Man was going to be your typical, bloated-budget, mindless sci-fi flick, with a plot so stupid it’s insulting and characters who exist only to drape elaborate special effects upon.

Stuart Little

By Rufus ⋅ April 11, 2000 ⋅ Post a comment

Blowing the plot for you is a quick blessing so here it goes: Ozzie and Harriet adopt a mouse to increase their tax write off 1.01 children. The older sibling is not pleased, but the witty well-dressed mouse wins him over.