Employment

Wow! I can get paid for watching movies!

No.

Not here.

Throwing yourself under the bus is a tough job. And it’s hard to get. We’re a crusty clatch of curmudgeons. We, unlike many in hollywood and dee cee (washington) have standards. You must apply for membership into this lofty society of train wreck observers.

If you’d like to become a writer for MTS, send a terse email containing two movie reviews to employment@moviesthatsuck.com.