10 Things I Hate About You

This will be short, but sweet kids. Here are the 10 things I hated about “10 Things I Hate About You”

10. The lame attempt at Shakespeare’s “Taming of the Shrew”

9. The acting (or lack thereof)

8. The “Producers that think they’re hip so they put together this soundtrack that no kid would really listen to” soundtrack

7. Heath Ledger’s hair

6. Daryl Mtchell, the smart-ass teacher that you just want to punch throughout the whole movie.

5. The cheesy as hell scene where Heath Ledger hires the high school band to back him up as he sings “Can’t Take My Eyes off of you” from the football announcer’s booth. (You had me at…sniff…”hello”. Whatever.)

4. Julia Stiles’ “Uptight-feminist-bitch-who- needs-a-good-crotch-rocket-to-straighten-her-ass-out” character, “Kat”

3. David Krumholtz as a high school student? He’s like 35, for God’s Sake! (OK, maybe he’s only 22 or so. But still…) Come on, Hollywood. Damn. If you’re going to get someone to play a high school student, at least make it to where you can’t see the gray hair coming out of his ears…

2. The predictable ending

…And the #1 thing I hated about this high school supposed comedy “10 Things I Hate About You”…

1. No nudity! How can you have a teenage romantic comedy without a little ass, hooters or bush? (For more on this topic, see Rufus Jackson’s review on “Can’t Hardly Wait”)

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