Monthly Archives: July 2005

Bad News Bears (2005)

Ebert’s at it again. First he gives Wedding Crashers a “C,” then he gives this abomination a grade of “B.” [imdb] Quoth Nancy-boy: “What I liked most about the movie, I think, is that it undermines the self-congratulatory myths we … Continue reading

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Wedding Crashers

Roger Ebert is an asshole. I’m not telling most of you people anything you didn’t already know. He gave wedding crashers a grade of “C.” Wedding Crashers. Not Road House. Wedding Crashers. Quoth Nancy-boy: “It assembles all the elements for … Continue reading

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Herbie’s review of his movie

Okay, so the movie starts and I’m trying to get out of the clutches of this evil tow truck guy, right? How this fat yahoo got me up on this fucking thing in the first place, I’m embarrassed to tell … Continue reading

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