Monthly Archives: June 2005

We’re back, precious!

We’ve been gone from Moviesthatsuck for a long time, and I apologize to anyone who noticed or cared. I think the last time we updated the site, Clinton was still in office. And I was sane.

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Bewitched

I hated this movie so much I wanted to kick its ass. And I would have too if the projection booth hadn’t been locked. I’m not scared of ANY reel of celluloid, I don’t care how big that motherfucker is! … Continue reading

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Abe Froman’s Angelina Jolie Sex Fantasy

Despite popular opinion, I am not a Johnny-come-lately to the Angelina Jolie bandwagon. I’ve been on board since her lips had co-star billing with Denzel in The Bone Collector. Even back then, without knowing anything about Angelina I could tell … Continue reading

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Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Are the Skywalkers genetically predisposed to clenching their fists and yelling “Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!” whenever they hear tragic news?

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