Monthly Archives: March 2003

Juwanna Mann

As I sat and watched the credits roll on Juwanna Mann, I couldn’t make up my mind what was more unbelievable: that I actually made it to the credits, that a man could successfully disguise himself and play in a … Continue reading

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Signs

No matter how compelling the human drama, how sharply drawn the characters, how turbulent and suspenseful the conflict, nothing can make me overlook the fact that aliens can warp here from another galaxy but can’t break into a fuckin’ basement.

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40 Days and 40 Nights

Josh Hartnett must be shot before he tries to act again, we’ve got to take this fucker down. And I’m serious. I don’t think there’s anything negative I can say about 40 Days and 40 Nights that wouldn’t come out … Continue reading

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Minority Report

I wasn’t going to write this review originally. This was one of those rare cases where, even though I enjoyed the movie, I found myself grappling with some intangible problem, some unanswerable question that arose in my subconscious during the … Continue reading

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XXX

Be it introduced into the moviesthatsuck.com legislature that… Whereas the letter “X” has been abused repeatedly for the last decade in advertising, television and cinema; I hereby move that we ban the letter “X” from the English and any other … Continue reading

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