Monthly Archives: July 2001

Unbreakable

OK, so I know I haven’t been reviewing movies lately. I’ve been out of the trenches for nearly a year, writing the highly successful “Ask Octavia” column, which has earned me quite the impressive salary (roughly $0, American)

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The Hole

The Hole aka After the Hole (US) aka Secluded Empty Space (South Africa, Europe)

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Bring It On

Directed by Peyton Reed, Written by Jessica Bendinger, Starring Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Jesse Bradford, Gabrielle Union. Duration 98 minutes Having never been a car mechanic or a TV repair man, I have no idea of the lives they lead. … Continue reading

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State & Main

Have you ever made a videotape of yourself spanking your marsupial, and then turned around and jacked off while watching yourself jack off?

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Lost Souls

The title itself is as nonsensical as the movie, as there is no mention of any ‘souls’ anywhere in the film, and the only thing that gets ‘lost’ is 90 minutes of your valuable life span.

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Get Carter

Pretend your wife (or husband) cooks for you, and one day makes a meal that you despise. But not only is the meal awful, but your lack of interest has helped to create about a week’s worth of leftovers.

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