Monthly Archives: August 2000

Space Cowboys

You’ve all heard the expression “Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one.” Well, allow me to share my hairy, gaping opinion about the movie Space Cowboys with all of you good people.

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Rounders

Starring Matt Damon , Edward Norton, John Turturro, Famke Janssen, Gretchen Mol, John Malkovich , Martin Landau. Director: John Dahl.

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Hollow Man

Shiva, Vishnu, and Khali!! You could see through the plot of this steaming pile of cow shit better than Kevin Bacon’s Hollow Man character; cocky scientist invents a way to turn shit invisible and back, decides to endrun the government … Continue reading

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Idle Hands

Starring Devon Sawa, Seth Green, Eldon Henson, Vivica Fox. Directed by Rodman Flender.

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The Cell

I have a nasty little secret. White people scare the livin’ shit outta me.

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Beyond the Mat

Starring Jake Roberts, Mick Foley and Vince McMahon. Produced by Barry Blauenstein Run time: Whenever you wake up, if it ain’t over, go back to sleep.

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Rules of Engagement

Starring Tommy Lee Jones , Samuel L. Jackson , Ben Kingsley , Blair Underwood , Anne Archer, Guy Pierce. Directed by William Friedkin.

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U-571

First off, I should say that I don’t know a whole lot about submarine warfare (urban warfare is so much cooler). But then again, what percentage of American moviegoers really do? The makers of U-571 obviously felt that the correct … Continue reading

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The Love Letter

Question: Do you know what I like in a good romantic comedy? First of all, SOME comedy, and at least a LITTLE touching romance. “The Love Letter” offers neither of these…

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