Monthly Archives: June 2000

Forrest Gump

Brainwashing our Movie-Going Citizens: Forrest Gump is a Hateful Movie You may wonder why this review is coming out now. That’s because it needs to: we’re suffering from a severe lack of irony in the troubled times we now find … Continue reading

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Man On The Moon

I’ve recently had to resign to the fact that I just am apparently not HIP enough to get Andy Kaufman. Sure, when I was a little girl growing up in various truckstops I would watch the show “Taxi”, and thought … Continue reading

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Gone in Sixty Seconds

Jerry Bruckheimer sucks ass. He makes movies, the kind which make me want to stab random people in the neck with a butter knife.

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Dog Soldiers

Written & Directed by Neil Marshall, Starring Sean Pertwee, Kevin McKidd & Emma Cleasby. Run Time – 104 mins

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Battlefield Earth

The story goes like this; it is the year 3000. The planet earth has been dominated by the Psychlos. A race of beings that are supposed to be a terrifying menace to all who oppose them. Instead, they look like … Continue reading

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American Psycho

Starring Christian Bale, Jared Leto, Willem Defoe, Samantha Mathis, Reese Witherspoon. Written and Directed by Mary Harron.

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