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Fight Club
I’ve waited to write a review of “Fight Club” for weeks. Occasionally I discuss reviews I’m planning with friends. When I mentioned “Fight Club” I got reactions similar to what you’d expect if I was putting Godfather Part 2 in … Continue reading
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The Mummy
The cuneiform writings warned of a 3000 year old curse… A curse that brought with it a plague of boredom, characterized by chronic yawning, festering ass boils, and frequent testicle re-shiftage…
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Jawbreaker
Oh, Dear God….where do I begin? Perhaps I should begin by saying that Rose McGowan (the bug-eyed slit who is currently Marilyn Manson’s suck puppet) couldn’t give a believable acting performance even if she were held at gunpoint. But more … Continue reading
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Top 10 List
I was meditating the other day. Whilst contemplating the meaning of Yanni, Guru Sebastian Bach appeared before me. He told me that Hollywood hates us and Gary Coleman is the anti-christ. I feverishly wrote down this apparition’s words.
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Teaching Mrs. Tingle
What has the intellectual punch of a Bon Jovi song, the intricate plotting of the movies Presumed Impotent and Womb Broom 2, and the stark realism of a WWF wrestling match? The answer is, of course, Teaching Mrs. Tingle.
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Mission: Impossible 2
Mission Impossible wants to be the new James Bond series so bad it’s not even funny. I guess Tom Cruise hasn’t looked lately at the rotting compost heap the 007 flicks have become (see my review of Tomorrow Never Dies). … Continue reading
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Drive Me Crazy
Uh…When did Melissa Joan Hart get chubby? Did I miss a meeting? I wasn’t informed of this. So I was blind-sided when I saw her in “Drive Me Crazy” and realized that the reason they produced this DVD in widescreen … Continue reading
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