Category Archives: movies that suck

The House on Haunted Hill

Starring Geoffrey Rush, Famke Janssen, Taye Diggs, Ali Larter, Brigette Wilson. Directed by William Malone, Produced by Joel Silver and Robert Zemekis.

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Frequency

Frequency Starring Dennis Quade, Jim Caviezel, Shawn Doyle, Elizabeth Mitchell. Directed by Gregory Hoblit.

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Gone in Sixty Seconds

What is the first thing that comes to mind when I go see a movie about stealing cars? That’s right. Car chases. Then car crashes. And also some damn cool cars. Cars that I will never be able to own, … Continue reading

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Forrest Gump

Brainwashing our Movie-Going Citizens: Forrest Gump is a Hateful Movie You may wonder why this review is coming out now. That’s because it needs to: we’re suffering from a severe lack of irony in the troubled times we now find … Continue reading

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Man On The Moon

I’ve recently had to resign to the fact that I just am apparently not HIP enough to get Andy Kaufman. Sure, when I was a little girl growing up in various truckstops I would watch the show “Taxi”, and thought … Continue reading

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Gone in Sixty Seconds

Jerry Bruckheimer sucks ass. He makes movies, the kind which make me want to stab random people in the neck with a butter knife.

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Dog Soldiers

Written & Directed by Neil Marshall, Starring Sean Pertwee, Kevin McKidd & Emma Cleasby. Run Time – 104 mins

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Battlefield Earth

The story goes like this; it is the year 3000. The planet earth has been dominated by the Psychlos. A race of beings that are supposed to be a terrifying menace to all who oppose them. Instead, they look like … Continue reading

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American Psycho

Starring Christian Bale, Jared Leto, Willem Defoe, Samantha Mathis, Reese Witherspoon. Written and Directed by Mary Harron.

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Fight Club

I’ve waited to write a review of “Fight Club” for weeks. Occasionally I discuss reviews I’m planning with friends. When I mentioned “Fight Club” I got reactions similar to what you’d expect if I was putting Godfather Part 2 in … Continue reading

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