Author Archives: DJ Marc Herbert

40 Days and 40 Nights

Josh Hartnett must be shot before he tries to act again, we’ve got to take this fucker down. And I’m serious. I don’t think there’s anything negative I can say about 40 Days and 40 Nights that wouldn’t come out … Continue reading

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The Sixth Sense

The Sixth Sense is a Horrible Goddamn Movie Should someone who calls himself “M. Night” really be allowed behind a camera? It’s a question that’s dogged people for ages.

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From Hell

Color Me Shitty: From Hell is an Awful Film Everything the Hughes Brothers touch turns to crap in their latest movie Ever spent two hours wading through filth, blood, human organs, and obnoxious British accents?

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Forrest Gump

Brainwashing our Movie-Going Citizens: Forrest Gump is a Hateful Movie You may wonder why this review is coming out now. That’s because it needs to: we’re suffering from a severe lack of irony in the troubled times we now find … Continue reading

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Gosford Park

So What the Fuck is New? British people repress sexuality and conflict over class in Gosford Park, a murder mystery sans mystery or, for most of the movie, a murder.

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