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Three Kings

Oh God…here we go again…Marky Mark and George Clooney’s pre-“Perfect Storm” foray into suckiness. Aren’t we supposed to “feel” something for the people on the screen? Again, just like “The Perfect Storm” I couldn’t wait to get up and leave! … Continue reading

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Any Given Sunday

Director: Oliver Stone…this is gonna be good… Rufus likes football. Rufus likes movies. Throw Oliver Stone between ’em and what do you get? The closest thing I can compare Any Given Sunday to is the feeling one would get by … Continue reading

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Entrapment

I received my Direct-TV bill the other day and enclosed was a small brochure promoting pay-per-view movies. A photo montage promoting Entrapment was on the cover. Sean Connery, a master thief in the film, was looming in the background and … Continue reading

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The Talented Mr. Ripley

Bleeeech! What the hell was I thinkin’? A friggin’ chick flick replete with Ivy League idle rich, Italians, male homosexuality (as opposed to the cool kind), and expensive boats without motors. Add in bad jazz and a storyline that swerved … Continue reading

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Notting Hill

E=MC2. That’s a formula. Notting Hill. That too is a formula, only Notting Hill is the kind that will make you wish you were like Einstein…dead.

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Eyes Wide Shut

What do you get when you cross cinematic midget Tom Cruise with obsessive-compulsive has-been (now worm food) Stanley Kubrick?

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