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Urban Legends: Final Cut

Starring Joey Lawrence (as Joseph Lawrence) Jennifer Morrison (as Jennifer Morrison) Directed by John Ottman and Written by Paul Harris Boardman & Scott Derrickson Is this horse dead? I mean really, fettered, rancid and decaying dead? Are maggots crawling in … Continue reading

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The Hole

The Hole aka After the Hole (US) aka Secluded Empty Space (South Africa, Europe)

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Bring It On

Directed by Peyton Reed, Written by Jessica Bendinger, Starring Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Jesse Bradford, Gabrielle Union. Duration 98 minutes Having never been a car mechanic or a TV repair man, I have no idea of the lives they lead. … Continue reading

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Vertical Limit

Vertical Limit Starring Chris O’Donnell, Robin Tunney, Bill Paxton and Scott Glenn. Directed by Martin Campbell. Written by Robert King III. Run Time 124 minutes approx. Vertical Limit is a cocktail of shite. “The Perfect Storm” with ice. And it’s … Continue reading

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Little Nicky

Starring Adam Sandler, Harvey Keitel, Patricia Arquette, Rhys Ifans, Tom ‘Tiny’ Lister Jr. Kevin Nealon and Jon Lovitz. Directed by Steven Brill, written by Adam Sandler and Tim Herlihy . Run Time 84 minutes.

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Varsity Blues

Starring James Van Der Beek, John Voight, Amy Smart, Ali Larter, Paul Walker, Scott Caan, Ron Lester and Eliel Swinton. Directed by Brian Robbins, Running time:110 mins Hollywood apparently has to enforce the rule that once a year, everyone in … Continue reading

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Shaft (2000)

Samuel L. Jackson, Vanessa L. Williams, Jeffrey Wright, Christian Bale, Busta Rhymes, Dan Hedaya, Toni Collette, Richard Roundtree Directed by John Singleton Who is the man that they should have left as a 70’s movie icon?

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Rounders

Starring Matt Damon , Edward Norton, John Turturro, Famke Janssen, Gretchen Mol, John Malkovich , Martin Landau. Director: John Dahl.

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Idle Hands

Starring Devon Sawa, Seth Green, Eldon Henson, Vivica Fox. Directed by Rodman Flender.

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Beyond the Mat

Starring Jake Roberts, Mick Foley and Vince McMahon. Produced by Barry Blauenstein Run time: Whenever you wake up, if it ain’t over, go back to sleep.

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